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Red Skate Faster Shoot Harder funny hockey t-shirt with bold white lettering on the chest by Slash Hockey.
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  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
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  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
  • Red Skate Faster Shoot Harder funny hockey t-shirt with bold white lettering on the chest by Slash Hockey.
  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
  • Back view of red Skate Faster Shoot Harder sarcastic hockey t-shirt by Slash Hockey showing clean rear design.
  • Size chart for Slash Hockey Skate Faster Shoot Harder t-shirt showing measurements and fit guide.
Skate Faster. Shoot Harder. Tee

Skate Faster. Shoot Harder. Tee

$35.00
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“Skate Faster. Shoot Harder.”

Groundbreaking advice.

Somewhere between the locker room, the bench, and every youth hockey practice ever, this phrase has been shouted about a million times — usually by a coach who thinks he just unlocked the secret to scoring goals.

The Skate Faster. Shoot Harder. Tee is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the most obvious hockey instruction ever given.

Because apparently that’s the whole game.

Just skate faster.
Just shoot harder.
Problem solved.

Clean, simple, and slightly sarcastic, this design is perfect for players who appreciate hockey humor and know that sometimes the best advice in the game is also the most obvious.

Wear it to the rink, the gym, the locker room, or the post-game beer — and let everyone know you’ve finally cracked the code.

Minimal. Honest. A little sarcastic.

Old school hockey wisdom.
Delivered loudly from the bench.

Product Features

Classic unisex fit, true to size

100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

Tear-away label for extra comfort

Durable print designed for everyday wear

Clean Skate Faster. Shoot Harder. graphic

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

Non-chlorine bleach as needed

Tumble dry: low heat

Do not iron directly on design

Do not dry clean

 

🔥 Perfect for: players, coaches, beer league legends, and anyone who’s heard this advice yelled from the bench about a thousand times.

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