STOP Slash Hockey Tee

Subtle? Not a chance. The STOP Slash Hockey Tee says what everyone’s already thinking: Stop Looking at My Dangles. Whether you’re dangling defensemen out of their skates or just dangling your way through beer league warmups, this shirt does the chirping for you.

It’s loud, it’s funny, and it’s pure hockey culture — perfect for the players who know style points matter as much as the scoreboard.

Product Features:

• Classic unisex fit (comfortable enough for rink runs, road trips, or pregame chirps)

• Soft cotton blend (lightweight but tough — like your hands)

• Durable print that survives laundry day and locker-room banter

• Eco-friendly materials made with recycled plastic (because the planet’s tired of your dangles too)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30C/90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron directly on design

• Do not dry clean